anthonygherkins: when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread this was his response WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.